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Saturday, January 5, 2013

Cool Patawa Quotes

     READ some of my cool and funny quotes collection and start the 2013 with a 
           SMILE in your heart.

 The Broccoli says " I look like a small tree", 
the mushrom says " I look like an umbrella", 
the walnut says " I look like a brain", 
and the banana says " Can we please change the subject?"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, 
But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

In the primary school, I was an OUTSTANDING student.
My teacher would send me to stand outside 
of the class as a punishment.

A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who
can fine such a man.
-Lana Turner

I always wanted to have someone, someone to love.
And now that you've come into my life.
 I've changed my mind.
- George W. Bush

If common sense is so common 
why is there so many people without it???

Let us all embrace the new year with a happy and positive disposition in life. Cheers to all of us!!!

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