READ some of my cool and funny quotes collection and start the 2013 with a
SMILE in your heart.
The Broccoli says " I look like a small tree",
the mushrom says " I look like an umbrella",
the walnut says " I look like a brain",
and the banana says " Can we please change the subject?"
-anonymous
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
-anonymous
In the primary school, I was an OUTSTANDING student.
My teacher would send me to stand outside
of the class as a punishment.
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who
can fine such a man.
-Lana Turner
I always wanted to have someone, someone to love.
And now that you've come into my life.
I've changed my mind.
- George W. Bush
If common sense is so common
why is there so many people without it???
-anonymous
Let us all embrace the new year with a happy and positive disposition in life. Cheers to all of us!!!
